Cat Quizzes, Jokes, Humor and Fun Stuff

Training Quiz:

How does this story play into the training model shown in this website?

Q: A "troll" sends a post that reads "I love dolphins - they taste delicious!" to the newsgroup "alt.animals.dolphins". Numerous readers of the group send messages to the list decrying this horrible attitude. The "troll" does not post again to that group but moves on to post "You are all sinners" to the pagan, homosexual, and alt.sex.hamsters.ducttape newsgroups. He also posts "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?" questions to the Internet Oracle.
(**A "troll" is someone who intentionally starts up "flame-wars" by posting controversial messages to newsgroups or listservers). What's in it for the troll?
Possible answers: A)R+ B)P+ C)R- D)P-

You will have to search the website for the answer. HINT: Look at the training pages.

Below is a comparative of a cats life span to a human in actual years: Cat------------Human 1yr-------------16yrs 2yrs------------24yrs 3yrs------------28yrs 4yrs------------32yrs 8yrs------------48yrs 12yrs-----------64yrs 15yrs-----------76yrs 20yrs-----------96yrs ***** As you can see, a cat's years do not add up as simply as the canines' 7 year theory.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

The CAT User's Manual

A cats brain and intelligence level is at the ratio of 4:1 where a human is 50:1. A measuring comparison is to take the brain weight to the length of the spinal cord. This shows how much gray matter controls the body.

Wanna have some fun???? Maukie will follow your cursor around the screen. Turn on your speakers to hear her meow and purr, too!

Want to get the kids involved? How about some old-fashioned paper folding! Check out the new Origami Cats.