Cat Quizzes, Jokes, Humor and Fun Stuff

Training Quiz:

How does this story play into the training model shown in this website?

Q: A "troll" sends a post that reads "I love dolphins - they taste delicious!" to the newsgroup "alt.animals.dolphins". Numerous readers of the group send messages to the list decrying this horrible attitude. The "troll" does not post again to that group but moves on to post "You are all sinners" to the pagan, homosexual, and alt.sex.hamsters.ducttape newsgroups. He also posts "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?" questions to the Internet Oracle.
(**A "troll" is someone who intentionally starts up "flame-wars" by posting controversial messages to newsgroups or listservers). What's in it for the troll?
Possible answers: A)R+ B)P+ C)R- D)P-

You will have to search the website for the answer.
HINT: Look at the training pages.

Below is a comparative of a cats life span to a human in actual years:
Cat------------Human
1yr-------------16yrs
2yrs------------24yrs
3yrs------------28yrs
4yrs------------32yrs
8yrs------------48yrs
12yrs-----------64yrs
15yrs-----------76yrs
20yrs-----------96yrs

***** As you can see, a cat's years do not add up as simply as the canines' 7 year theory.

Cats seem to go on the

principle that it never

does any harm to ask for

what you want.

The CAT User's Manual

This is So Fun! Read and giggle, then laugh out loud!

The CAT User's Manual
User Installation and Maintenance Documentation CAT v. 7.0:
Completely Autonomous Tester

Manufactured by MOMCAT
System Design Specifications:
User Friendly
Mouse Driven
Self Cleaning
Energy Saving Standby Mode When Not In Use
Self Portable Operation....

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A cats brain and intelligence level is at the ratio of 4:1 where a human is 50:1. A measuring comparison is to take the brain weight to the length of the spinal cord. This shows how much gray matter controls the body.

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